Posted on May 11, 2010 - by Dave

Peepshow Loops Volume #13

Peepshow Loops Volume 13

• KY-SEN THE VIETNAMESE, 1wf,1af-1m, Lasse Braun #6, Danish
• YOUNG & LUSTY, 2f-1m, European
• DINNER FOR THREE, 2f-1m, Feature Series #21 (Tina Russell)
• SUZY HOMEMAKER, 2f-1m, Pretty Girls #3, Big Tits
• I GOT RHYTHM, 2bf-1m
• LUSTY GIRLS, 2f-1m, Danish
• GETTING OFF, 1f-3m, Lasse Braun (Bridgette Maier)
• OVERSEXED SECRETARY, 2f-1m, Swedish Erotica #86 (Paul Thomas)
• THE MOONSHINER, 1wf,1bf-1m, Swedish Erotica #114
• BLACK DIAMOND, 1bf-2m, Swedish Erotica #111
• THE BLACKMAILED TEENAGER (PTS 1&2), 1f-2m

With just eleven movies making up the two hour running order, Volume 13 might seem to offer a little less bang for the buck than we normally expect from Blue Vanities, and kicking off with one of Lasse Braun’s less essential offerings probably wasn’t a great idea either.  Ky-Sen the Vietnamese is simply too overly-fussy, with the camerawork flying all over the place, and no scene really standing out in the memory.  But then Young and Lusty comes hurtling out of the Danish milieu and all is forgiven. 

The girl on girl sequence that opens it is a delicious tangle of arms, legs, and everything else, and so hot that it’s almost disappointing that the ladies should leap from the bed the moment a man appears, their own frenzy forgotten in their haste to get some meat in their mouths.  The action continues to grab your attention by the balls, though – and talking of which… no, just kidding.  The final sequence, a passionate 69, with the top girl taking a shafting at the same time, is amazing, though.

Dinner for Three, starring the delectable Tina Russell, opens slowly, with a rather foppish young gent receiving a massage (and a manicure?) from two passing pretties, who only gradually get around to unwrapping him, and themselves; while Suzy the Homemaker keeps the three in a bed theme running, but only after following one girl home from church, while the other is being slowly (if lasciviously) seduced by a gent with the most astonishing sideburns this side of – oops, I was going to say an early seventies porn flick, but you know what I mean.

The other girl, a room mate it seems, finally arrives home and busies herself in the kitchen for a while, presumably unaware of the greedy blowjob taking place just a thin wall away.  She unpacks some bananas… yes, really… and the camera cuts back to her friend devouring one – as an aside, it’s the little visual puns like that which can transform even the most ordinary loop into a laugh, especially as the joke goes on through Mr Sideburns’ orgasm.

Now they’re fucking, and the other girl’s still eating; he comes for a second time, and she’s feasting still.  And when she catches him getting another bj… ah, that caught her attention, and it’ll catch yours as well, as we finally get to see all three of them together – just in time for the movie to end.

There’s more comestibles on display in Lusty Girls, which kicks off with a drinking bout, and some clearly unpleasant wine.  So one of her hosts gets his cock out, presumably to help take away the taste – and it works.  And another Lasse Braun opus, Bridgette Maier’s Getting Off, wipes away the disappointment of the opening flick by setting up the classic encounter between a bored housewife, a mirror, and a series of fantasy sequences that run  the gamut of gardening shears, smacked bottoms, feather boas and some artful (not to mention close-up) photography that really works. 

But we save the best until last, and Blackmailed Teenager – the sad story of a young woman being blackmailed by her cad of a boyfriend into going on the game, or face the shame of having some revealing photographs shown to her family.  Well shot in both vivid color and noir-esque black and white, the movie follows her through her first trick – a graceless encounter with a pair of slobs, which gives Blackmailed Teenager an almost cautionary mood, Reefer Madness for Double Penetration fans.  She clearly doesn’t enjoy it either, which is why she’s hitting the marijuana so hard… yes, it’s pretty damned corny really, but – hey, it’s a lot of fun as well.

Posted on April 8, 2010 - by Dave

Peepshow Loops Volume 11

• SEX SALESMAN, 1f-1bm, Puss ‘n Boots #19
• THE DATING GAME, 2f, Watergate Girls #7, Lesbian
• BIG SURPRISE, 1wf,1bf-1m, Fanny Films #9 (John Holmes)
• IN DEEP & HARD, 1wf,1bf-1m, Danish Int’l #14
• DEFENSELESS, 1f-1m, RR #25, Big Tits
• STEAMING SPRINGS, 1f-1m, Hot Stuff #3
• TIME FOR SEX, 2f-2m, Fantasy Playhouse #104 (Pat Manning)
• BELLHOPS GET BIGGER TIPS, 1f-2m, RR #11
• DO IT TO MUSIC, 2f-1m, Fantasy Playhouse #141, Big Tits
• SLAP HAPPY, 1f-1bm, M #78, Light Bondage
• LOVING SPOONFUL, 1f-2m, Selectra #6
• COLLEGE PLAYMATE, 1f-1m, Blue Movie #1
• ANALYTIKER, 1f-2m, Kiss Films #17, Danish

Grainy but definitely gripping, the Sex Salesman comes to call , and what is he selling today?  A long tongue and an even longer dick, for the lonely housewife to sample… one of the few occasions, it seems, when a door to door salesman offers the real thing as an incentive to pick up the imitations – although the array of dildos and toys that he’s packing were certainly tempting enough.

Volume eleven is a mixed bag, low on star power (John Holmes and Pat Manning make one appearance each), but high on everything else.  The lesbian “The Dating Game” is a  a slow, tender, builder, one of those wonderful films where the cast have obviously been told to just have fun, rather than leap in with all orifices blazing.  Plenty of laughter and maneuvering into position, a lot of gentle kissing and caressing, and then a sixty-nine that WILL make your mouth water.

Holmes’ hurrah comes with “Big Surprise” – and no surprises for guessing what the surprise is.  Or how big, either.  A couple of girls prepare for a night on the town by complaining that their last conquest had way too tiny a cock for their liking.  So they pick up a guy they find crashed out on a park bench, invite him up to their apartment and – well you can guess the rest, although the great thing about Holmes’ movies is, there’s always enough for everyone, and there’s some close-up cum swapping to be enjoyed at the end.  The girls never do say if he was big enough, although you can sort of guess from the subtitles.  “Look what I’ve got hold of”… “wow, is it real?”

Two hours of action pack out this disc, with a couple of big tit productions, and a solid burst of anal at the end to make sure that all the erotic bases are covered, and the amazing “Loving Spoonful” to make certain that the medicine stays down.  Pass the sugar, please….

Posted on January 25, 2010 - by Dave

70s Porn: Blue Vanities Presents …

70s Porn: Blue Vanities Presents Vintage Erotica.com – Volume One: The Biggest Selling 8mm Films of the 70s peepshow Era.

Launching, at last, the much anticipated upgrade of the Blue Vanities series of vintage porn loops, 70s Porn is a collection of thirteen 8mm films, remastered and sometimes re-sourced from the prints found elsewhere in the series, and looking better than you’ve ever seen any of them.  Indeed, for anybody who cares about the technical side of things, a short piece amongst the bonus features allows you to watch a split screen rendering of one film, with “before” and “after’ restoration side by side.  Other improvements include introductory shots of the original films’ box art (also viewable among the bonus features), a choice of audio – silent, or the authentic hum of an original projector; and the ability to skip easily from one loop to the beginning of another, or even select the films you want to watch from the menu.  Earlier BV discs, of course, ran as one long program.

The main feature kicks off with the drably-titled, but easily forgivable M81 and M82, a two part encounter between Eric Edwards, Linda Lovelace and an unknown brunette; to adopt the terminology beloved by Friends fans, this is “the one where Lovelace fucks herself silly with a pair of dildos, before her co-stars wander in to help her out.”  Of course, it’s also an opportunity to watch Lovelace demonstrate the skills that would later have her running for president, without having to sit through an hour of associated silliness, an area in which loops (and their stag forerunners) undoubtedly have the edge over full length features.

Supercock follows, the ever-delightful Linda McDowell entertaining John Holmes, who certainly lives up to the billing – only for Mr Foot Long to make even him look like the penis fairy forgot him.

Three installments from the Pretty Girls series are included here, featuring in turn “Terri from OUI magazine” (#81), Nancy Suiter (#55) and “the starlet” (#12), all acting out with unnamed male co-stars and all showing that there’s a lot more to their talents than simply looks.  Terri offers up a remarkable “don’t take your eyes away” style blowjob that must, in turn, have blown away anybody watching it at the time; a trick that Suiter will replicate from the comfort of a luxurious bubble bath.  Some great POV camera work here as well.

Linda McDowell and John Holmes reappear in Wild Beauty, a wonderfully relaxed 1971 Playmate feature which appears to have been shot as much for the cast’s own laughter and amusement as for the audience’s; and Holmes will be back again later, in 1976’s Hollywood Pick-up.  A pair of Vanessa Del Rio shorts, A Date With Vanessa and fever Pitch, meanwhile, remind us what a commanding presence she was on the seventies scene – and why.  Bepearled and high-heeled for much of the first film, she encourages her anonymous beau through the most enthusiastic bit of pussy-eating all disc long, then rewards him by lying back and demanding he fucks her mouth.  Elsewhere, Jungle Paul and Tawny Pearl are the hard-working heroes of a Connoisseur magazine loop, and Ron Jeremy gets blown halfway down the stairs in Cry Uncle, a 1981 Golden Girls production that will make you look at your banister in a whole new light.

Harry Reems is the visual hook of Tina Russell Makes Friends, if only by virtue of the shit-eating grin that he wears beneath an absurdly huge moustache and a bright red gat… and who can blame him, because Tina’s brought a friend along, and while one girl feeds him candies, the other gets to work on his candy cane.  And then, of course, they both do, and Reems keeps grinning the whole way through.  There was a man who loved his work, and no mistake; and here is a disc that you’ll be enjoying just as much.  Oh, and just in case you ever need reminding how fortunate we are to have collections like this to hand, a couple of the original film boxes illustrated as the film moves on have their recommended retail price printed as part of the artwork.  Fifty bucks a pop, for a fifteen-minute 8mm.  Forget about encountering Mr Foot Long in unexpectedly close quarters – that really makes the eyes water!

Posted on December 8, 2009 - by Dave

Peepshow Loops Volume 18

PEEPSHOW LOOPS VOL 18

• COLLEGE STUD, 2f-1m, Swedish Erotica #104 (John Seeman)
• P*SSY GOLF, 3f-3m, Swedish Erotica #106, Danish
• THE KEY, 2f-1m, Swedish Erotica #109
• THE THERAPIST, 2f, Swedish Erotica #113, Lesbian (Chris Cassidy)
• FIRE & SPICE, 1f-1m, Swedish Erotica #115 (John Holmes)
• THE VIXEN, 1f-1m, Swedish Erotica #120 (Paula Wain)
• BOOBS, 2f-3m, Swedish Erotica #126, Danish (Renee Bond)
• TEA TIME, 1f-1bm, Swedish Erotica #133 (Chris Cassidy, Johnny Keys)
• THAI TEASE, 4f-4m, Swedish Erotica #139, Danish
• PING PONG ESCAPES, 1f-1m, Playboy #1802 (Darby Lloyd Raines)
• DELPHIA THE GREEK, 1f-2m, Lasse Braun #7, Danish
• VIRGIN IN HEAT, 1f-1m, Swedish Erotica #127 (John Holmes)
• BREAST FETISH, 1f-1wm,1bm, Swedish Erotica #154 (Desiree Cousteau, Paul Thomas)

A strong collection of Swedish Erotica loops, Volume 18 opens strong and just keeps going… “College Stud,” with his love for hot asses and his gymnastic girlfriends is an eye-opener for anyone who wishes they could still bend like they used to be able to; and although “Pussy Golf” may spend too much time setting up the golf, it’s also dripping with pussy.  Split screen technology is one of several things that enlivens “The Key”… a big dick and two even bigger mouths rank among its other highlights, although no points at all to the male lead, who sits there like a lump through most of the action, and if anybody ever hands out awards for the least inspiring performance in a 1970s loop – well, maybe they did, and he wanted to win it.  His co-stars don’t care, though.

And so to “The Therapist,” opening with a woman detailing her hottest fantasy to her shrink, and then cutting to that fantasy come to life, slow and languorous, and if the camera doesn’t care so much for the close-ups, for once it doesn’t matter.  There’s so much passion and power on display alongside the flesh that it could go on all night and you wouldn’t want it to end.  Plus, anyone thirsting for a “money shot” at the end will get even more than they bargained for.  Quite simply, “The Therapist” is one of the best lesbian loops you’re going to find anywhere and, in case you can’t get enough of Chris Cassidy, she reappears in “Tea Time,” a few loops further on.

Subtitles.  We do need them occasionally, but there was something about the 1970s that rendered them horribly annoying… John Holmes responding to his dick being complimented by replying “all the better to sex you with.”  No, not even “sex you up,” although that would be bad enough.  Who writes these things – and how do we all get the job?  “Baby, you suck a mean dick,” he says, and so “Fire and Spice” has first to survive becoming tawdry and laughable before it really hits its pussy-pummelling stride.

Perhaps the most intriguing title on the disc is “Ping Pong Escapes,” all the more so since it follows “Thai Tease” and leaves you thinking of the peculiar things that the ladies of Bangkok can do with table tennis equipment.  In fact, Ping Pong is a gorilla, on the loose from the zoo, and Darby Lloyd Raines is the beauty who, with a saucy nod to Fay Wray and King Kong, Ping Pong takes a fancy too.  Particularly when he spots her reading the newspaper in the raw.  Of course, it’s not a real gorilla that she monkeys around with, as you realize when she unzips his pants, but there’s sufficient tomfoolery going on to get you ready for “Delphi The Greek,” a sadly fuzzy, but nevertheless endearing slice of Lasse Braun magic, shot in spectacular close-up… and, saving the best to last, the ample charms of Desiree Costello, flashing through “Breast Fetish.”  So, another two hours well spent in the Seventies, and at least one nominee for the Loop Hall of Fame.  Chris Cassidy for President!

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